May 2013
282 posts
thorhead:
thorhead:
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
I can see them
I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
they are really bad singers and
I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
my grandmother cuaght me skyping my friend naked
danyouimagine:
howull:
i’m british someone tell me what a super bowl is
gay porn for straight men
yes thats exactly what it is
shippery:
I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE
i dont understand people who wear crocks
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what do boxes breath
boxygen
i stand corrected
radioactivepapertowns:
dragonflycup:
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts...
one time i licked an electric fence
dareandwriteitdown:
egredi:
Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.
#mine glow blue when orcs are near
mine become strobe lights when im excited
cat-fox:
catswithbenefits:
what if there was no sliced bread
then we’d be in a loaf of trouble
Reblog if your music taste is fucking beautiful.
someone asked me to marry them cause they loved my music playlists
