thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING...
my grandmother cuaght me skyping my friend naked
danyouimagine: howull: i’m british someone tell me what a super bowl is gay porn for straight men yes thats exactly what it is
shippery: I DONT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO WEAR THEIR SHOES IN THEIR HOUSE i dont understand people who wear crocks
rneerkat: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do boxes breath boxygen i stand corrected
radioactivepapertowns: dragonflycup: wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does you can do this girl be as resilient as your vagina shine bright like a ‘gina what did I just read My penis hurts...
one time i licked an electric fence
dareandwriteitdown: egredi: Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark. #mine glow blue when orcs are near mine become strobe lights when im excited
cat-fox: catswithbenefits: what if there was no sliced bread then we’d be in a loaf of trouble
Reblog if your music taste is fucking beautiful.
someone asked me to marry them cause they loved my music playlists